While buying shots is a surefire way to hurry along that much needed loss of inhibition, at around $10 a pop (and just 2 seconds of taste), finding pure liquor that won’t leave you squirming can prove difficult. Many a drink-guzzler have long accepted that shots are not a taste sensation, but rather a dying liver sensation.
We’ve all heard that age-old saying about dogs who look like their owners. Well, fortunately for those of us who hold drinks, not dogs, close to our heart- a similar rule exists. The days of sparking up a bar-bred conversation with someone you know nothing about are over. Tilt your eyes to the tip of their glass instead, whether
With road blocks and increased city traffic, there’s no doubt about it; it’s March and Moomba time in Melbourne. The infamous festival will run from the 9th to the 12th of March this year, with the parade taking place on St Kilda Road for the very first time. Acts include Josh Pyke, the Paper Kites, Owl Eyes and many more- showcasing
After spending a quarter of the night’s cash on a taxi ride into the venue, you’re faced with the testing teeth of a door bitch, asking ever so kindly for whatever’s left over. The twenty cent piece you receive in return for a stamp on the wrist seems to taunt you with the smiling face of your Royal Highness. It’s time to take action.
Australia’s favourite hip hop festival, Come Together, is at it again. This year with a line up bigger than ever. With 360 headlining, (you know that catchy tune “Mama always told me don’t mess around with boys like you”), it’s sure to be a killer event. Other top notch acts include Seth Sentry, Koolism, Thundamentals, Horror Show and
After allowing patrons a few short week’s to recover from one of the biggest club launch’s Melbourne has seen this year, The Key Club is at it again- this time with an exclusive Labour Day eve party. With a mash of upcoming DJs including Fluke, Mike$, Atomik, Mich + MC Naps and more, the venue promises an even bigger night this time around.
In a time where women knew not of bank accounts, and men were the bearers of bills, it was all but natural for a man to offer his female counterpart a drink- the beverage being a signpost to his wealth and his ability to provide. Flash forward to present day and women hold cash in their own name and, god forbid, have the ability to spend it too.
When the final set of the night begins to spin and you’ve yet to receive attention from the one-and-only you’ve been stalking all night, it can be all too easy to give up hope and lower that bar, knock back another drink and settle for the company of a contender you just know you’ll regret in the morning.
It seems performing to an audience of humans just isn’t enough for Australia’s top notch stars. Singers Washington, Kasey Chambers, and Kate Cebrano along with a killer line up of other acts, are set to entertain crowds at Melbourne Zoo on March 17.
The night couldn’t get any better. You’ve met a guy at a nightclub whose abs you could grate cheese off, you’re thinking about cheese while you’re drunk (don’t pretend you haven’t been there), and you’re heading home to spend the night with Mr Abs, and probably fulfill that drunk desire for cheese and sex.