The end of a stellar night is universally recognised when both the ATM, and your wallet offer you nothing but an empty card in return for your efforts. And so, this signifies a time to vacate the premises, vomit once or twice and count your losses. But just how do you make it home with a wallet full of nothings but a heart full of gold?
The intoxicated belief that your song request will change the world, and the frustration that comes with the DJ’s refusal to turn that vinyl your way, is perhaps the largest dilemma within the nightlife scene. It’s time to take control of the deck and get that embarrasing-track-which-seemed-like-a-good-idea-at-the-time played once and for all.
The bar brawl has been part of the social spectrum since long before you, I, or even our grandparents were born. Think of a time when a Wet Pussy meant nothing more than a cat having fallen down the river, when a Cowboy Shot meant a man with leather boots and a wound, and when Sex On The Beach was something for the savages.
As the clock strikes twelve, you notice a sudden weightlessness in your step. This time it’s not just a reflection of your own intoxication, but unfortunately something much more debilitating: the emptiness of your very own wallet While there are ATM’s located in each and every corner around the club, their convenient location
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Superbowl is the largest sporting event world wide (whether you understand who has the ball and why or not), so who better than Madonna to provide half time entertainment, right? Madonna had promised “the greatest show on earth in the middle of the greatest show on earth”, but did she pull it off?
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