Because gender inequality needs to tip in the favour of females sometimes.
Not really. Well yes, but girls can do lots of things that are socially unacceptable for boys (without questioning their sexual orientation/macho-ness), like wear skirts and put glitter stickers on our faces and freak out about horoscopes and stuff. Boys also feel like they have to fight other boys to dominate them and girls can just get eyelash extensions or whatever and look fierce to make other girls cry about themselves later, so that’s a win for us too.
There are a number of factors that have led to a vagina equating to a VIP pass.
HYGIENE
Just walk within 100 metres of the boys toilets and you will smell the reason why it is imperative that a solid wall separates those rooms. All toilets were created equal and it is not our (I speak on behalf of the feminine population) fault that you choose to vandalise your space with excrement. Maybe it’s a handicap that your genitals flop out and around everywhere, but you can’t bring that in here.
GIRL POWER
Have you seen the line for the ladies room? Like, have you ever just looked at the sheer number of people in that particular place at ANY GIVEN TIME? You probably don’t notice because boys toilets have an express line and also because there is always that 2:1 girl boy ratio at clubs. That means, however, many girls you see gridin on the d-floor or stumbling all over the bar waiting for drinks, there are that many girls standing in a line putting a curse on any girl who takes longer than 45 seconds to pee. And the motto of Team Vagina is, ‘Fuck That Shit,’ we choose option B - the smelly toilet without the line.
YOU WANT US IN THERE
A girl in the boys toilets is a Kinder Surprise, something you are craving and something to play with. The closer any girl with her skirt up is to you with your pants down, the happier you must be.
THERE ARE ALREADY GIRLS IN THERE
It’s not like we are embarking on uncharted territory or anything, girls are going in and out of those bathrooms like nobodies business. If anyone is having a quickie, they are doing so in the boys toilets, because God help them if they are taking up a cubicle in the girls toilets.
GIRLS RULE, BOYS DROOL
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Dan
I work as a cleaner and by experience I know which toilet is more disgusting, hint..it aint the boys toilet….
25 May 2020 12:05 pm (@Twitter)
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