The toilet. Everyone has to go sometime, and many people have certain phobias and practices regarding going to the toilet. I’m not talking about the obvious like wiping your bum after giving birth to Mr Hankey, but I’ve heard so many people say how they don’t use public toilets or toilets at work and hold on until they get home (how do they hold it all in for that long?!). Imagine how these people feel about nightclub toilets!
A make-out spot seems to be anywhere these days. Gone are the bed and lounge being the ideal places to plant a pash. Bring on the kitchen benchtop, the beach and even the bathroom. But is sneaking a dirty romp in a nightclub bathroom taking it one step too far? Below are a few reasons why shagging in the bathroom should be kept for at-home only activities.
Because gender inequality needs to tip in the favour of females sometimes.
Not really. Well yes, but girls can do lots of things that are socially unacceptable for boys (without questioning their sexual orientation/macho-ness), like wear skirts and put glitter stickers on our faces and freak out about horoscopes and stuff.
Defining this is somewhat difficult, so instead I will draw the audience participation card and let you do the work for me.
Imagine you are drunk, in a street somewhere, unsure of the location of your destination, fresh out of a taxi