Wow, people are so deluded. Really they are. Especially when it comes to the opposite sex. It’s like everything you ever learned through logic becomes completely irrelevant and really stupid stuff seems like gospel.
I don’t know why, maybe it’s pressure or self esteem or whatever. Doesn’t matter. You’re a victim, I’m a victim, everyone’s done it. Let’s fix this. There are no secrets to ‘picking up’. This is not a video game, life doesn’t have cheats and just because you’re at a club doesn’t mean the rules of logic that you abide by in everyday life don’t apply. Use your noodle people.
1. BUYING DRINKS IS ‘CLICHE’ AND MAKES GIRLS FEEL CHEAP.
No, sleazy guys make girls feel cheap by not offering them a drink. Buying a drink is an obvious gesture that you are into that person, which is not cliche, it’s lovely. Also you won’t get anywhere unless the person is actually aware that you are into them so win-win.
2. YOU NEED TO HOLD UP A SOLID CONVERSATION TO BE CONSIDERED.
I don’t know if you ever notice when you go to clubs, but generally they have these really big speakers everywhere with really loud music constantly playing. It is physically impossible to have a proper conversation with somebody at a club unless you are speaking in sign language. You might not even be speaking the same language. Who knows? Nobody can hear you, like duh. Sorry, but you know this shit. It’s more awkward to try and yell over the music and mishear what the other person says and have to ask them “pardon”? twenty hundred times. Spare them.
3. YOUR LIFE IS BASED ON AN USHER SONG AND YOU ARE THE SHAWTY ON THE DANCE FLOOR MEMORISING SOME GUY WHO WANTS TO TAKE YOU HOME AND WILL SOON AFTER RAP ABOUT YOU.
You are another potential just like ugly white shoes and bad extension girl over there, but your presence alone will not draw them in. You might need to make eye contact and/or smile at someone before you are approached. That is O.K, you are not committed to anything when making eye contact. Also, you will not find your Usher in a nightclub because boys mostly only want one thing and like none of them can sing.
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