Dear fellow ladies, I may not know you personally, but, I know you. I know your struggles and your insecurities and all that general female stuff that comes in the package deal. I also, and especially, know how much it sucks when you spend
2930248209484 infinite hours getting beautiful to go out and then no one hits on you. What a slap in the face. What an insult to all that is noble and good about makeup, bronzer in particular. It’s insulting to not only the effort and time you have spent getting yourself to this utterly flawless state of gorgeousness, but also to the hopes you had of getting that conformation of yes, you do look like a supermodel and your body is bangin and I’d most defiantly tap that.
Why even bother right? Might as well go to the club in your work polo and sneakers and maybe put on some chap stick if you’re feeling adventurous.
Well, sisters, let me stop you right there. Keep doing what you’re doing because actually I am about to tell you something invaluable.
If guys are not approaching you and you know you look like a total babe then you have SGS. Somebody’s Girl Syndrome. SGS was coined by Jackson Brown, probably some guy who didn’t get the hint, in a song called “Somebody’s Baby”. If you’ve got SGS it pretty much means you are so out of this world hot that you must already have a boyfriend and I (a guy) am not even going to attempt to hook ya because that would be embarrassing and your boyfriend will probably attack me.
I’m going to put it out there and say that is the best reason not to get hit on. High-five, single ladies.
There is also an easy cure. It consists of: going and talking to the boys yourself and that’s all. Do that and be your lovely self and voila!
So don’t fret next time the boys aren’t biting, go ugly it up a bit and see how you do.
Lots of love,