Uni students Melbourne wide must be well and truly over studying by now, with pages upon pages of text in all these thick textbooks to remember while thinking “Who the fuck cares?!” Anyway, all that bullshit is past you now and you can bludge
“Hi! This is reality calling. Just thought I’d let you know that train wreck your looking at is actually your Uni timetable. You don’t have Fridays off, you need to save your money to pay your car registration, you still haven’t done your tax return and your university doesn’t believe in public holidays. Don’t despair, Easter is on