HAPPY BURFDAI CODE RED.
You will be two years old this Saturday, which is pretty good because that’s about 70 in club years and if you’ve been kicking around for that long you’ve seen a lot.
Superstition says however you celebrate New Years Eve will be indicative of how you will spend the coming year. If you fancy your 2013 to be spent in luxury with roaming waiters to serve you exotic food and an open bar, then make haste and purchase your tickets to Spice Market’s NYE party.