There is one big drawback to working in bars and nightclubs; you will generally be working nights and nearly always working on a Friday and Saturday night. Now at first this may not seem like such a big issue, until you realise just how much you will miss out with people that work Monday to Friday 9 til 5 jobs.
The hangover; the inevitable consequence of drinking too much booze the night before. Your head’s banging, your stomach’s queasy and you don’t know whether you should eat something or not, and of course the vomiting, making your breath stink and your eyes water. The physical side of it just plain sucks.
You are worried about what the socially acceptable amount of time is to contact your hook up? Let me put this into perspective for you, you have just, shamelessly, made out with this person in a very public display of affection possibly without knowing their name. If you were really on your game, maybe you went home with them.
The wingman is a staple of the nightlife scene. By making you look like a warm, charismatic and engaging person, the wingman can be dynamite in helping you score a chick. Think of Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother and you’ll have a reliable idea of the powers a wingman can muster - although focused on his own pursuits of scoring he’s equally engaged in ensuring his buddies pickup.
I often pondered this point. Are we, as women, attracted to success, or are men who are successful in life tend to be especially good at picking up women?
It’s the classic chicken or the egg situation. What comes first?
I always wanna “HA-HA” a la Nelson Muntz from The Simpsons when people that ask questions like this. Like those people who go out and spend $8.50 on Cosmo to read the advice columns and not to get the free shitty mascara or whatever they’re giving away and read the sealed section, which is really the only tenable reason to be spending that much money on tabloid shit.
Kissing is a big deal. Who demoted it to the same level of significance as a hand shake or a high five? Kissing someone is giving them initiation rites into a secret club, two people who have kissed the same person have something in common they would have not had before. They can mutually brag about you as a conquest/compare notes.
Now I’m sure y’all have heard that the megababestars of OMG Geordie Shore are coming to Australia to film the next season of the show. I am also sure following this information there has been some degree of fantasising about how you’re gonna be when you meet them at a club and how you might hook up with Gaz/Vicky and get the side of your face and probably your butt on MTV.
Let’s be honest, if you’re a single girl heading out for a night of drinking and dancing, chances are you’re looking to hook up. Because of this (and perhaps the copious amounts of alcohol that are drunk!) we sometimes tend to lower our standards. However there are certain things which the beer goggles just can’t hide. So boys, take notes - here’s
So you’ve been told you are the best wingman/woman. Good for you. I’m a great friend, you think to yourself, I deserve a great, big pat on the back.
But do you really?
How true of a friend are you really? For every great hook you’ve secured