Kissing is a big deal. Who demoted it to the same level of significance as a hand shake or a high five? Kissing someone is giving them initiation rites into a secret club, two people who have kissed the same person have something in common they would have not had before. They can mutually brag about you as a conquest/compare notes. In sharing spit, you also risk getting whatever sickness they may have. This is a big deal.
Kissing two people in one night is like when someone spends a long time and a lot of effort cooking you dinner and you sit down to eat it and start pointing out all the things you don’t like on the plate. Mean and unnecessary. Yeah, there might be things that you don’t like, but you do something sneaky to avoid them like give them to the dog or put the food in your mouth and go to the toilet to spit it out, you don’t shove it back in their face and then order a pizza and eat it while they are watching.
This is the same with kissing. Unless you are on a date with someone (why would you be on a date in a nightclub?), there are no laws or universal ultimatum about kissing restrictions. You can go head an make ya own rulez. If there was ever a time were you could kiss more than one person, it’s in the dark at a club. However, keep in mind morality and not hurting other peoples feelings, they just asked you to be a member of their kissing society.
TIMES WHEN IT IS A-OKAY TO KISS TWO PEEPS IN ONE NIGHT
– When peep one can’t see
– When you feel like you are deeply in love with peep two
– When you felt like you and peep one had a deep connection and then you caught peep one kissing someone else
– When peep two is the DJ
– When peep two is your high school crush
– When peep one turns out to be a douche/bitch
– WHEN PEEP ONE DOESN’T ASK FOR YOUR NUMBER!?!?!????
TIMES WHEN IT IS NOT OKAY TO KISS TWO PEEPS IN ONE NIGHT
– When peep one is your bf/gf (you are rolling your eyes like “please,” but this is commonplace shit. LET ME ASSURE YOU)
– When said bf/gf is at the club
– When peep one can see you
– When peep one is under the impression you are destined for each other and thinks you are perfect
– When you know most of the people at the location
– When the club photographer has snapped you snogging peep one
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