This weekend, thousands of fake tanned, waxed and barely clothed boys and girls (Yes! Boys AND girls) will compare selfies while popping pills and checking out each others’ muscle tone. That’s right! It’s Stereosonic!
With some of the world’s biggest DJs performing this year and a semi-acceptable timetable, it’s surprising that it took Sydney’s biggest festival so long to sell out. With Calvin Harris, David Guetta, Afrojack and more, including local Aussie DJs such as Tigerlily and Nat Noiz, Stereosonic should be gaining momentum, building to blow this weekend at Sydney Olympic Park.
While last years posts of diets, bulking and shredding by various boys on my Facebook was impressive, it seems that this year no one is being as public with their protein diets. Or maybe they realised they looked like wankers. Either way I’m disappointed by the lack of enthusiasm when the big weekend is a mere couple of days away.
What has happened to the pre-Stereo hype that took over last year? What happened to the ridiculously priced tickets selling at last minute? What has happened to having a low-carb-no-alcohol-all-protein-and-protein-shake diet two months before the big event? What has happened to Stereosonic?!
I say yes to the posting of protein diets, muscle definition and #shreddingforstereo. I say yes to boys having fake tans, waxes and short shorts. I say yes to tattoos, huge pupils and shoulder sits.
I say yes, I am going to Stereo, but I’m not a wanker so count me out of all of the above. I’m still fat and I’ll be wearing a shirt.
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