In a girl’s life, there are few things that will compare to her love for shoes. Chocolate and puppies will come close, but they cannot compare to matching your new shoes to your outfit. Love with a man is somewhere way down the list. This is one of the reasons why, no matter how much pain you are in, girls will wear heels.
Not only making the legs appear longer and thinner, heels make your butt pert and create a sexiness that an outfit can’t do on its own. This is why girls will kill themselves to wear the highest, most outrageous and gorgeous heels. Comfort means nothing and there is no such thing as a beautiful, comfortable heel. Some of the weaker of woman kind will start out in heels but be overcome by pain and take them off. Their image immediately plummets from fab to trash. Some girls will wear flats, but let’s be real; they’re not getting laid tonight. Vans are acceptable if the outfit matches but you’ll be shorter than your female competition to find a hot hookup and thus be behind in the race.
When girls go out, they choose heels to make themselves look superior to a man’s choice of other options. In simple fact, women dress to outdress other women. The heels you wear compliment and complete an outfit. The higher the heels, the more you have to drink to conceal the pain, the more alluring you are.
On a boat in windy weather, yes heels seem like the most logical option. Going on a bar crawl where I’ll have to walk a couple of kilometres, sure I’ll wear my black heels. Going to a club that has a ridiculous amount of stairs, of course I’ll put on heels.
So boys, do not take our decision to wear heels lightly. We are trying to look hot and we want you to play hero at the end of the night and carry us or help us walk when our feet hurt. Please show your appreciation.
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Roger
Well it’s a waste of time. All of it. Guys like cute butts, a good figure, a warm smile on a pretty face… I can’t think of any point in my life where I came across a ‘height’ man. Being short isn’t the disadvantage for women you think it is. Men love seeing a woman’s face turn expectantly up towards them as she goes for a kiss. Men find short girls tend to be more fun and outgoing anyway. You may want a guy to carry you home once your feet start bleeding from wearing heels, but guys tend to be more likely to do it if they know you’re lightweight, and guess what- short girls tend to be lighter, too.
Men honestly don’t care about shoes unless it’s part of a overall look/costume. No man has ever, EVER turned down sleeping with a girl because she wears flats. Quite frankly, it puzzles us men why you women get so fascinated with shoes in the first place.
So wear your flats if you want. When you tread on our toes on the dance-floor, you’ll be much cuter than the ones that do it wearing heels, believe me.
01 Dec 2020 07:12 pm (@Twitter)
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