When you’re going out to have a good night, there are always some little things that can piss you right off, unless you’re the one pissing other people off, in which case listen here! There’s types of people, or things that people do, if that’s how you’d like to look at it that are absolutely and totally annoying.
They deserve a slap on the forehead, some choice words and a nasty glare. Or you know, a punch in the face, whatever floats your boat. Let’s count it down shall we?
Number 5 - Judgemental Girls/Boys
Like seriously guys, how hard is it to just go out and have a good time without sneering at someone else’s outfit or whispering about their choice of partner/friends/hair/shoes? It’s really not that hard. Stop judging everybody else, fix your makeup and go have a dance.
Number 4 - Smart Ass/Snobby/Dick/Sleazy Bartenders
Hi Bartender. I want my drink. No, I don’t want your smart ass comment about my level of intoxication or the face I make after my shots. No, I don’t want your disapproving, snobby look. Yes, I do want my correct change, don’t try and fool me, and no, I definitely do not want to see you later. There is a bar between us for a reason and you are serving me my drinks. That is all.
Number 3 - Drink Spillers
I hate people who spill their drinks. This is self explanatory. No, I don’t think your vodka cranberry will look good on my shirt. Keep your drink in your glass or drink it quick enough to not slosh on me. Or drink something clear! Come on people! Stickiness does not go with my outfit tonight!
Number 2 - Ass Grabbers
Yes, they come above drink spillers, because whilst you can wash cocktail out of your hair with one wash, your ass feels like it needs a million to get rid of the fingerprints of 30 creeps. If I wanted your hand on my ass, I would have at least kissed you first. And if I say ‘UGH’, get the hint the first time.
Number 1 - Push Ins
My number one absolute and ultimate hate when going clubbing. Pushing in. I generally don’t push in so I am allowed to have this hate. I don’t care if it’s outside, for the bar, for the bathroom or for a taxi, if I’ve waited, I would like my spot. I especially hate those who push in with all their friends!! Like dude, what is your problem, just wait like everybody else! You’re not that special!
If you’re reading this and you are any of these things, you’re a dick. End of story. Rant over.
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