Dear every sexual active person,
Could you please abstain from doing it all at one time? Like, you know, not every day in December and January until you get knocked up and then all deliver your babies in a period of three weeks…Because those babies eventually grow up and have birthdays and have friends who suffer in this birthday meteor shower.
Money = none.
Alas, friends are priceless so presents we must give and money we must spend!
Follow my rules and at the end of the week you’ll be rolling in it.
Don’t pay for parking
I don’t care where you are or what any impatient passengers may say. There is no reason anybody should ever pay to park. Stop being lazy, look harder, walk a little. You can do it. And when you do, the money you save is like getting a prize. You want to be a winner, don’t you?
3 full days of parking at Uni = $7.50 x 3… you do the math.
Pack your own lunch
I know people really feel entitled to eating crap when they are doing something productive like working or learning or exercising but sometimes it’s okay to not pay someone to make your lunch for you. The food in your pantry is portable, just like it was when you went to primary school. Trippin out, yo.
4 days buying lunch = $15.00 x 4
Water comes out of the tap too!
I know bottled water is so convenient because, like, it is already inside the bottle (wow) but you can use those bottles again to their full potential. The wet stuff from the long, shiny bended thing in the food room can be drank too.
Bottled water = $3.70 a pop
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