When single guys head out for a night on the town, they generally will be in the mood and mind frame to pick up; sometimes it’ll be easy (a little too easy!), while other times it’ll be like pulling teeth. But there are a few girls who you should steer way clear of, no matter how desperate you are. Whatever happens on your night out, boys, don’t go near these 3 types of girls:
1. The Drunk - you’ll (literally) stumble across this girl semi-consious on a sofa, tripping up a staircase or falling down on the dance floor. Sure it might be an easy pick-up, but is it worth having to prop her up the entire night, babysit her or worse getting spew on your shoes?
2. The Desperado - this girl is noticeable from a mile away! She’ll be the one constantly looking around, trying to make eye contact and smiling/groping/chatting up every guy who walks there way. This is also the girl who at the end of the night will end up crying in her friends lap “why does nobody want me?!” This may seem like every dudes dream scenario, but this girl should be avoided at all costs for a few reasons: If she’s trying to hook up with every guy in the club, chances are she’s succeeded a few too many times, and If you do take her home, she may fall in love, declare her desire to have your babies and stalk you until you move states.
3. The Drink Whore - no surprise, that this girl’s standard position throughout the night will be by the bar - unless of course she’s managed to fool you into buying her a drink and then she’ll take off like a bat outta hell - off on the dance floor, chatting up a guy or hanging with their mates. You’ll only see them again, when their drink is empty. This girl will use her wildly ways and good looks; she’ll bat her eyelashes, and even tell you it’s her birthday, just so she doesn’t have to put her Shellaced hand into her sequinned purse to fork out a few dollars to buy herself a drink. Beware boys, these girls can be very good at what they do, even having you believe you’ll get lucky if you keep buying her drinks - trust us, you won’t - you’re better off saving your dollars for a Hustler mag; at least you know you’ll be getting your money’s worth there!
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