So you’re at the club and you’re chatting away with a really hot girl that you just can’t keep your eyes off. You two have really hit it off and can’t help but smile at one another constantly. Hell, you may even be holding hands, or full on kissing. There’s the unspoken issue of making the next move to see if anything else will happen. Then it happens: the girl will ask you to come home with her.
Reading the signals of the opposite sex is hard enough in any given social situation, let alone in the smoke filled, strobe lit, and alcohol infused environment of our beloved bars and nightclubs. You take two steps forward and he takes one back, or is that just part of her dubstep? Simply look out for these three signals and you’ll be able to tell whether she’s ready to break dance
When you know you have work tomorrow, there’s a certain change in behaviour that occurs in a female on any given night on the town. It’s one of the sipping of wine, the refusing of another, and then of the realisation that you only live once. Cue inhibitions out the window! If you’re faced with this very dilemma each and every night on the drink, fear not.
There’s nothing like being handed an ice cold glass of ‘freebie’ on a Saturday night. But does accepting a sweet treat from that guy at the bar really count as a form of cheating? Sure, you had to smile and wink to claim your alcoholic award, but sometimes an empty wallet (no matter how ‘taken’ you may be) makes it hard to turn down the offer.
Sure, we have to sustain child birth, monthly bleeding and lower paid wages, but there are some definite perks to being of the female gender.
The average female, it’s safe to say, can bring little cash with them on a night on the town
After fooling around for a couple of years on the venue circuit, you’ve finally managed to find a girl who you wouldn’t mind spending more than a one night stand with. The task at hand may seem easy, but understanding the many ambiguous words of the female can be overwhelming for the one-night-stand type male.
You’ve put in the time, the laughs, the drinks, and now it’s time to catch the cab and make the magic happen. But how do you know that she will actually go home with you? Leave nothing to miscommunication - look out for these sexy signposts and avoid the embarrassment when exclaiming ‘it’s time for bed’.