Clubbing expectation: A cute guy/girl bumps into you at the bar. Flirty chit-chat is had over a few drinks, followed by dancing. You make out for the rest of the night.
Clubbing reality: A guy/girl bumps into you at the bar. Whilst they talk about their stamp collection, you pretend to listen while thinking of an escape route. They stalk you all night.
Following last week’s article about people who do not accurately understand the purpose of nightclubs, I feel it is necessary to arm patrons with further lines of defence against annoying/seedy people that do not understand what a ‘fuck off’ face looks like. To smoke bomb means to GTFO without warning or notification and disappear into the night, as a magician or genie would, in a hypothetical puff of smoke.