For many guys it’s like finding the Holy Grail: an off-duty stripper getting down and dirty in the club – and you’re watching for free! But how can you be sure she’s actually a stripper and not just your classic club chic all skanked out for a big Saturday night on the town? When you know what to look for, it’s easy to spot a stripper in the club:
Have you ever been living it up in a club or a party and you’re looking for someone to take home? Most people there are probably waaay too drunk, or you’re not drunk enough to think they’re attractive. Then you spot your ex. Eh, it’s been a while, they’re still looking good, they’re into it. Why not right?
When we were underage, a house party was the coolest thing to go to, because obviously there was no where else you could get blind drunk. It was cheap, we could pass out wherever the hell we liked and we wouldn’t get denied because our shirt didn’t have a collar.
I’ve been to some dingy places in my lifetime, like the dark abyss that is the Scottish nightlife scene, and I’ve never been to Magaluf or Kavos. But on my trip to Kings Cross last week I was confronted with a scene that could inspire a sequel to Trainspotting or a place where Bear Gryll’s could find his next unnatural challenge.
Pt 2 of Bars And Nightclubs’ election special
In 1966 Harold Holt, having finally finished planning his disappearance in a year’s time, held public swimming lessons at Bondi beach. Said he to himself, “I’m the only one here that appreciates the brilliance of this piece of publicity.” And indeed, a year later, only Holt and his fellow Chinese submariners were able to laugh over his brilliant punch-line, the ultimate PR stunt.
Campaign stunts can take all kindsa mellifluous shapes and forms; be it Billy Hughes’ wet ankle contests of the late teens, Chiffley’s “construct-a-bucketbong-athon” of ’48, Menzies “deny-the-vote-to-blacks” bike race of ’61, or even the great little John Howard’s “Men with Penis Envy Rally” of ’97.
Many go out clubbing very intent on picking up, even if it is merely just a possibility. All guys think, “Oh my God, there’s going to be so many hot chicks, it’s gonna be sick!” So yeah, guys are very much on the prowl when they scan the club for a girl they like the look of and want to have a good time with.
We all have our limits when it comes to alcoholic drinks. Knowing when to stop drinking is mandatory before you embarrass yourself, harass others, throw up or get yourself into trouble. Sometimes it is best not to cross the line between tipsy to drunk and disorderly. In the interest of safety and respect for the law, it is best to have at least one semi-sober friend too.
Venues always open and close as trends in the pub industry. With this came the closure and relaunch of The Royal Hotel in Leichhardt in mid September with brand spanking new look and ways of offering its customers a great time. I spoke with The Royal’s General Manager, Mark Chapman, about all the great changes that customers can expect to soon see.
Have you ever felt like someone is watching you and you get shivers up your spine? Do you ever feel like that late at night? In the dark? In the club? Then you probably are being watched. And it’s probably your psycho ex. These things really exist people! We need to spread awareness to stop the occurrence of attacks.