Back in the year 2007, most Australian states banned us smokers from smoking cigarettes inside nightclubs.
Since then, smoking has become more and more restricted – forcing us smokers outside into the cold or worse, stuffed into open roof shoe-box spaces like sardines. The reality is we know we shouldn’t smoke, but the idea of having something in our hands to suck on whilst enjoying a beverage is appealing… (that was a bit naughty wasn’t it?). …
Anyway, I have a flavored alternative.
It’s not a complete solution, due to the absence of our beloved nicotine, but nevertheless it’s a fun and condoned product allowing us club heads to enjoy a puff or two inside.
So, it is with pleasure ladies and gents (insert drum roll) I introduce to you the ‘Joystick’.
Shaped like a cigarette and packaged in what looks like a cigarette carton, it’s a light-weight vapor stick which, like a brand of cigarette, comes in various flavors – my favorite being the blueberry. Whilst the device doesn’t kill the nicotine urge, it does provide a fun substitute. And unlike cigarettes, it’s self-powered and re-usable.
I’m unsure if most of you remember what it was like after the cigarette ban in nightclubs – but the ashtray smell decreased and the body odor increased. For a good year or two the smell of BO lingered throughout our favorite pubs and clubs (yes, it was foul and only with time and conditioning did it begin to disappear). On the upper, this fashionable device smells great, taste’s great and release’s a clean vapor that won’t leaving you smelling like yesterday’s ashtray.
This isn’t a plot to deter smokers from enjoying their cigarettes, I think the smart little cookies that introduced this had in mind to produce a product that will promote a positive habit and decrease a filthy one. We all know it’s not a cure to the addiction but it’s a fresh start. It’s also a chance to market to non-smokers who traditionally would be quite put off by anything that resembles a cigarette. So, in essence, you gals and guys have no excuse not to smoke now. It smells good and contains no tobacco, no tar, no nicotine, no poisons or toxins. Instead, it produces flavored vapor activated by inhalation through the tip like you would a normal ciggie. And trust me, it works a treat!
As an overall rating for this review I give these an A+. I suggest you give them a go – they don’t suck at all – ALL pleasure.
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