When out clubbing, it is vital that you are in the best shape to attract that hottie from the opposite sex. This includes hygiene, behaviour and controlling your friends. It really is just the basics of life; however, there are 8 simple things that you may do or have that is a turn off. Fix them.
1. Bad Breath
Gross. No one likes bad breath, especially on a stranger talking to them close at a club. Keep a pack of mints in your pocket and has anyone ever heard of flossing!
2. Bad Pick Up Lines
I’m not talking like funny pick up lines that make you laugh. I’m talking lame and sleazy ones that make you go ‘ughhh’ out loud. They’re not cool. “Hey, heard you were coming home with me later…” “Gross, I don’t think so!” (Yes, real life experience).
3. Dirty Dancing
It can be quite a shock when you start to dance with someone and immediately they are dirty dancing with you. Like, wow, calm down there buddy! No, I don’t want to put my face near your crotch, so don’t push it there. And girls dirty dancing with the first guy that talks to them just makes them too easy.
4. Too Drunk
No one wants to play mum on a night out. If you’re falling over or trying to use me to hold you up, then game over. I’m not playing the predator. I’m not that desperate. Similarly, if you’re hitting on the overly drunk girl, everyone is judging you and mentally making note that you, my friend, are a predator.
5. Body Odour
Like I know it gets hot in the club, but just make sure you put enough deodorant on beforehand to avoid stinking up my personal space. Girls can carry little deodorants in their bags. Guys, use an antiperspirant and a deodorant to make sure people don’t gag from your body odour.
6. Swearing
Everyone swears a little bit, but when every second word is a profanity, from a guy or a girl, it is not attractive. It makes you look like a derro.
7. Negativity
You’re supposed to make the best of a night out, no matter how much it doesn’t go to plan. It’s called living. If I’m having a great time and you’re telling me this club sucks, I’m thinking two things. 1. Why are you here. 2. You’re dull and not making the most of it. Making the best of a bad situation and being positive is really attractive.
8. Douchebag Friends
I don’t care how cute and nice you are, if your friend is an asshole, I’m not coming near you. Control your friends. End of story.
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