The quote ‘Nothing kills a pretty person more than an ugly ego’ gets used a lot, and I couldn’t agree more. I suppose this article is more directed at the girls this time. I thought it’s only fair to target them instead of the sleazes of the world.
There is nothing worse than when a girl knows she’s gorgeous, hot, pretty, beautiful, stunning, blah blah. Especially when she gets a bazillion likes on a photo on Facebook that isn’t as attractive as what everyone makes it out to be. Stop feeding the egoistic cow her daily dose of ego!
It’s a Saturday night and you’re feeling great and looking sensational (not bad for a 20 min rush job), you’re with your girlfriends and ready to hit the town and have a memorable night.
On the other hand, there’s this prim and proper bitch, who gets all the likes on Facebook, long, shiny, and scented hair, tightest and shortest dress and wearing those unbelievably expensive Tony Bianco peep toe heels. Her time for getting ready is a two hour pamper sesh with an added extra hour on deciding what’s going to get her laid tonight. Filth!
The ‘I’m too hot for you’ attitude when out on the town:
Um, what makes you think you can talk to me?
Classic bitchy line! Yeah, you have an ass, tits and an attractive face? Pretty sure if the guy was sober, he’d think twice before entering into that high maintenance bullshit.
OMG, there is a gross nerd staring at me
Clearly he thinks you are attractive, despite all your fake-ness and egotism he is staring because he already knows his chances with you.
I need to take a selfie in the bathroom mirror, it has been longer than 30 mins
No wonder you get so many likes on your photos. It’s because you take photos in the bathroom with your tits hanging out pulling a drunk duck face. Girl please!
Every guy wants me, but who do I want tonight?
Chances are they don’t want you, they want what’s between your legs and they will take anything that comes their way. It just so happens you’re throwing yourself at them!
Now, would you prefer to be a high maintenance little whore with an egotistic problem or a normal girl who likes to have fun with her friends and socialise normally with a group of guys? Or take a group photo instead of making love to the mirror by yourself? Life lesson number one - ‘Nothing kills a pretty person than an ugly ego’.
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