Whether it’s a bar or a nightclub, a dance floor can be a jungle of sweat, peaking ravers and unconventional body movements.
Here’s a list of things that should be firmly embedded into the mind of every party goer prior to stepping a foot on to a dance floor.
If you are peaking, and running wild, stay the fuck off of the dance floor.
There’s always going to be one or two people like this at every event-whether they are high on pills or energy drinks. They can be extremely annoying to dance around as their chaotic nature will cause them to run around, like a hurricane of destruction, all over the dance floor potentially knocking you over, hitting on you or starting trouble. If you like peaking when you go out, just get off the dance floor because chances are you will either be thrown out, or knocked the fuck out.
If you aren’t going to dance, move your non-moving arse off of the floor and onto a couch-you’re taking up valuable dancing room.
A dance floor is always gonna get choker-block, and sometimes you’ll find people who are not moving at all-like they’re pretending to be subwoofers, or something. If you are like me who likes to tear shit up, this can be extremely annoying, as you find your dancing affected by these kinds of people. If you took all these statues off of the dance floor, there would be a whole lot of room for hard dancers to show off their moves. After all it’s a DANCE floor, not a STANDING floor.
Hook-ups/couples who are grinding, or getting touchy and feely, should save it for the bedroom-or a back alley-, and not the dance floor!
By all means, there’s is nothing wrong with dancing with your significant other/new friend, but if it gets to the point of softcore pornography, that’s when you should fuck off (literally) to a room. Even if you get off from people watching you, this should not be an excuse to get nasty. Having two people of this nature, right next to you, will only make you uncomfortable to the point where you’d want ask either one of them if they need a rubber, or if you could join. And that won’t end pretty!
Unless you are a fountain in training, don’t dance like a nutcase while holding your drink!
As much as you try to avoid it like the plague, you’re bound to find a part of your body reluctantly splashed by some dickhead’s drink. This is a huge problem with dance floors, as most patrons will head straight to the floor once they acquire a glass of their favourite drink. But it’s the overzealous-by overzealous I mean totally shit-faced-people who are the biggest perpetrators of this dance floor crime. This can ultimately lead to a few arguments and altercations, depending on the person you inadvertently shower-so watch it!
Keep your unwanted hands to yourself!
This needs no further elaboration. Unless it’s your partner, or one your mates, don’t do an Arnold and grope anybody.
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