Guys and girls have a plethora of things they say when they really mean something completely different; but there are certain things that we say when we’re out at a nightclub or bar that translates into something else. In order to help you interpret the nightlife talk, we have come up with a list of things people say, and then what they actually mean when they say it.
1. Girl says to guy: I’m going to the toilet, I’ll be right back.
Girl means: I have no interest in you; I’m not really going to the toilet, I’m going to find my friends/someone more interesting/a guy I actually hook up. Don’t expect me to come back.
2. Guy says to girl: Do you want a drink?
Guy means: I wanna have sex with you.
3. Girl says: I’m so wasted!
Girl means: I’ve had 3 white wine spritzers, I’m feeling happy and I wanna act crazy and so stupid things that I can blame on the alcohol tomorrow.
4. Girl says: I can’t believe I hooked up with him, I was soooo drunk.
Girl means: I’m too embarrassed to admit that I hooked up with a minger/my friends ex/that player, so I’m going to blame it on all the alcohol I drank last night to dodge any responsibility and not look like a fool or a bitch.
5. Guy says: Have a good night.
Guy means: I’m not into you, our conversation ends here and we shall never speak again.
6. Girl/Guy says: It’s my birthday!!!
Girl/Guy means: I want someone to buy me a free drink!!!
7. Girl says to guy: I’m not looking to hook up tonight, I’ve just come out of a long-term relationship.
Girl means: I’m not interested in you.
8. Girl says: My feet hurt.
Girl means: I need to find a place to sit down – NOW!
9. Girl says to friends: I need to go to the toilet.
Girl means: I want one of you to say you need to go too, so I don’t have to go alone and have somebody to talk to while I’m waiting in line.
10. Guys says to new acquaintance: I’m getting a drink, do you want one?
Guy means: At $6+ for a drink, I hope you don’t say yes, I was just offering to be polite.
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