Laughing at Regina George make Cady Heron’s social life a living hell is all well and good when the mind games stay within the dimensions of your television screen. Unfortunately when you’re out on the town, defeating a real life ‘mean girl’ takes a little more than simply hitting the standby button.
Categorise the cattiness by character below, follow my instructions, shake and serve.
The following tactics promise you will never suffer from mean girls’ night life narcissism ever again.
The Regina George
It’s taken this bitch years to claw her way to the top of the cocktail-ridden food chain and she’s not about to let someone like you ruin her night. Find her occupying the entire bathroom, screaming at you to get out while she’s using the mirror and then pushing queue at the bar, stealing eye glances from the guy you were hoping to make a move on.
When faced with a real life Regina George, there is but one way to come out alive: steal the spotlight.
Whether it be shortening your skirt, hitting on guys a little more frivolously than you usually would, or building up a wink-wink relationship with the bar guy- giving this tantrum queen a rude awakening is easy as 1,2,3.
Not working? Try walking in on her while she’s in a bathroom cubicle. Either she’s screwing some guy with hair legs hitched above the air freshener, or she’s taking a dump. Intruding on either is sure to shatter self esteem.
The Gretchen Weiners
Bars and nightclubs the world over are packed to the brim with so called Gretchen Weiners. Not quite as ruthless as their leader, these girls instead play their cards (and blow jobs) under the table. Think sly comments and spread rumours making bar service and song requests impossible.
When faced with a real life Gretchen Weiners, it’s all about tactics.
The best way to handle this pickle is to take control. Order your Gretchen gremlin as many milk-based cocktails off the menu as your wallet will allow. Convincing friends that the Pina Colada stain around her lips is, in fact, something else has never been easier.
The beauty of this tactic is not in that of your enemy, but rather her intoxication and inability to deny the claims.
Who knew shouting drinks could be so rewarding?
Next time your night out suffers at the reign of real life mean girls, take control and rise above, I mean below the situation.
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