The intoxicated belief that your song request will change the world, and the frustration that comes with the DJ’s refusal to turn that vinyl your way, is perhaps the largest dilemma within the nightlife scene. It’s time to take control of the deck and get that embarrasing-track-which-seemed-like-a-good-idea-at-the-time played once and for all.
Here are 3 thrilling ways to get that song request played:
1. Wear large and incredibly pretentious headphones around the venue to make your immaculate music taste known to the house DJ throughout the night. Large headphones work like pheromones for resident DJ’s, instant attraction and or intrigue in your presence is sure to ensue.
2. Lean over the DJ deck. Disc Jockeys will appreciate your visual after staring into smoke for the entirety of their set. This tactic can be used regardless of bust size or gender. Fortunately, given the amount of free hallucinogens the DJ has induced by the time you muster up enough courage, every chest on the bench is sure to look like a replica Pamela Anderson’s assets.
3. Keep compliments to a bare minimum. DJ’s are used to hearing lines like “I loved your set” while on post track trips to the bathroom. Instead, wink and smile. This way there’s no sucking up needed. Unless you follow the DJ into the bathroom…
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