New Years Eve is all out about fresh starts and doing things you always said you would but never did. Clubbers however have a whole different set of priorities when it comes to… well life in general. Here are the top 7 New Years Resolutions for anyone who spends their nights under fluorescent lights.
1. Pick Up More - Half the fun of clubbing is picking up. Anyone who says otherwise doesn’t pick up and as such this is why it is number one on the agenda.
2. Stop Being A Lad - Obviously, this only applies if you are one… so… stop being one dickhead.
3. Bouncer Proof Shoes - That’s right, shoes that a bouncer can’t reject you for, no matter how shit they look.
4. A Job Where You Don’t Work Weekends - Highly self explanatory.
5. Hit The Gym - Not become a roided up juice monkey. Just enough so you look good without looking like you are trying to look good. This goes for girls and guys.
6. By High Heels That You Can Walk In And Don’t Make You Look Like A Polio Victim - Girls, you look stupid no matter how sexy your shoes are if you can’t walk in them.
7. Go Clubbing More - Life is short, your youth is shorter, spend more time doing what you love…
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