Everyone thinks that girls are the only people who have it tough at night clubs…That’s not true at all. While guys don’t have to deal with strange men trying to take them home (usually), they have their own set of problems involving girls that can be just as frustrating and complicated.
This can range from the girl that was a pash-and-dash, to having to buy his own drinks and drinks for the girl he’s trying to pick up. Guys, if you don’t want to go home with an empty wallet and a memory of a dull night, here’s 5 girls that you should avoid in bars and nightclubs.
1. The drunk girl who is unable to stand straight.
This is the girl that normally falls on top of you accidentally, then ends up hitting on you. While this may seem like an easy catch, there’s more to this girl than meets the eye. Chances are that she’s drunk too much, and doesn’t know who anyone or what anything is. Take her home, and she will end up throwing up or passing out. I mean, when your friends ask you “What happened last night?” and you tell them “Oh, she threw up and fell asleep…”, that doesn’t exactly make you look like a stud.
2. The girl with a guy next to her.
This is either going to be her guy friend, or her boyfriend…and if it’s her boyfriend, then you’re in for a big problem. If you can’t avoid this girl, then at least size up the situation before you use your best pick up line. If she looks even remotely like she’s interested in him, back off. While a black eye can make for good conversation during the week, you’re not going to get any girls that night. And you’ll probably get thrown out of the bar or nightclub.
3. The girl that talks to or dances with you but refuses to do anything more.
Plain and simple: she’s poor, and just wants alcohol. So many girls go out with nothing but their taxi money and their ID, and still manage to get drunk because of you guys that buy them drinks. This type of girl is easy to spot: she’ll often be hanging around the bar, making eye contact with guys as a way to make them dance with her. Then she’ll make you buy her a drink, and before you know it, she’s decided she’s got to go. I should know: I’ve done it and seen it done before. If a girl tells you to buy her a drink, all you’re going to go home with is an empty wallet.
4. The girl with that showed up to the nightclub with one other friend.
If she comes with a one friend, she’ll stay with that one friend. Guys like to believe that girls will drop everything and just go home with them. Here’s a reality check: girls put their stuff in their friend’s bags, and girls stay at each other’s houses after the nightclub. When you see a girl with only one other friend, it’s likely that both those things will be true. A girl will not leave her one friend alone for you unless she is completely hammered, and if she is, refer back to number 1.
5. The girl that isn’t your type. At all.
We all know that alcohol gives us this weird vision where everyone is good looking when they’re really not. This is probably the most difficult girl to avoid because when you’re drinking, you want to get with everyone. The best way to avoid waking up the next morning with a bad case of the “Why, why, why did I do that last night?” is to ask your friends what they think of her, or to get her Facebook and call her the next day when you can see properly. Seriously, waiting one day is worth it to make sure you don’t do something or someone you regret.
Girls come and go every weekend, but those memories you keep of what you did (if you have any) stick with you for a while. Next time you go into bars and nightclubs, just keep one drunken eye open for these girls and it will make your night a lot easier…and keep your wallet a lot fatter.
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