Given everyone who goes to this site does so because they love bars, nightclubs and nightlife, chances are most of you will be looking for a reason not to show up to work tomorrow, however coming up with a decent excuse can be difficult whilst hungover, so we are here to help you out.
1. You’ve go jury duty… No-one can argue with that. It’s your civic duty and you have to go. The law never rests.
2. You witnessed an assault, and as such, you have to give a statement. If they don’t believe you, tell them to watch the news, there’s bound to be a fight.
3. I’m protesting against the fuckwits who decided not to make Friday a public holiday.
4. If your a migrant, tell your boss you are doing your citizenship ceremony. How Australian is that!!!
5. I’ve go women’s issues. If you bss is a guy, there’s no way he’ll question that.
6. Your garage door is broken and you can’t get the car out (I stole this one from another website, but still its a good idea)
7. Fuck you, I’m just not working.
8. Trust me, you wouldn’t want me to come in to work after what I did last night.
9. I’m too lazy to go to 10, hope this helps.
HAPPY AUSTRALIA DAY FROM THE TEAM AT BARSANDNIGHTCLUBS.COM.AU
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