Why is it that on your average night out on the town, it’s guys that are constantly making the first move (and constantly getting rejected) when girls are equally as interested in hooking up?
So you’re on a night out, you’re single and you’re looking for some fun. Now comes the big question… How do you pick up without being deemed as a creep? People these days are becoming frostier and extremely cynical as well as scared of being picked up by a creeper whom they will regret in the morning.
Kissing is a big deal. Who demoted it to the same level of significance as a hand shake or a high five? Kissing someone is giving them initiation rites into a secret club, two people who have kissed the same person have something in common they would have not had before. They can mutually brag about you as a conquest/compare notes.
How many times have you heard a girl say how one of her friends should be paired up with one of her boyfriend’s friends and “how cute” it’d be? My girlfriend once had the “brilliant idea” to pair up one of her friends with one of mine. One night my girlfriend and I were invited by her friend to go to a party at Room 680, and my girlfriend told me to invite my friend.
Being beautiful is such a curse, isn’t it? This is one of the few statements that could sway me to punch myself in the face if it should ever come out of my mouth. However, I can to some extent understand the validity behind it, especially when simply trying to enjoy a night out with friends.
There are few things more frustrating than being accosted by unrelenting males who think you’re playing hard-to-get, when in reality they are simply too drunk or cocky to acknowledge your blatant attempts to escape. However, this does not suggest that girls who truly want to pick up are few and far between.
Everyone has their own personal deal breakers when it comes to relationships. Chronic bad breath, ugly feet, premature baldness, premature ejaculation – the list goes on. But there are some turnoffs, which are often (almost exclusively) revealed inside nightclubs that I believe no one should ever tolerate. Here are a few of the biggest turnoffs for girls in the club – guys take note:
I’m not usually one to offer myself up as the ‘deso’ driver. But after realising I was rostered on at work for 9am Sunday morning, and subsequently mentally drafting up a pros and cons list of whether it was even worth going out or not, like any respectable Uni student I got bored of using my brain and reluctantly decided to get my responsibility on.
At the moment, there’s a lot of buzz about all the upcoming music festivals like Soundwave, Groovin’ In The Moo and many others. And you know what there’s going to be a lot of at these festivals? People, specifically members of the opposite sex. Whether they’re buff, shirtless dudes who are showing off their abs or chicks wearing denim shorts
When you see a guy try chatting up a girl, you might roll your eyes, thinking there goes another sleazebag trying to get laid. But if you’re within earshot of the two, even with the pumping nightclub music, perhaps you might even hear him using some cheesy pick up line that his stupid grin shows he thinks was awesome.