Many go out clubbing very intent on picking up, even if it is merely just a possibility. All guys think, “Oh my God, there’s going to be so many hot chicks, it’s gonna be sick!” So yeah, guys are very much on the prowl when they scan the club for a girl they like the look of and want to have a good time with.
Most guys think it would be awesome to be surrounded by women; hot, luscious women who can’t keep their hands to themselves, making said male think he can some sort of threesome going later in the night. Yeah right! There’s a reason why this sort of thinking is called a fantasy, it’s not reality!
We’ve all seen those movies where girls have sleepovers, get up to mischief, leave the house for a scavenger hunt, and play the dangerous game of ‘Truth, dare, double dare, torture, kiss or promise’. Now depending on your age, that game can be PG rated or X-rated.
Dear Guy Friends,
You may not know who you are. What I mean is, you might not be aware you fit into the category of ‘guy friend’ or what qualities even make a guy friend.
Whether you realise it or not, boys, you are being judged just as much as girls in clubs. From your physical appearance, to your personality, to the way you treat a lady. Girls are always watching.
There’s a trend I’ve been noticing recently and it’s had me very impressed and a little confused at the same time. This trend has caught me by surprise, but I have to say that I really enjoyed watching. For the past three weeks, I’ve noticed that boys are dancing with themselves and with each other, working on their moves and dancing really well.
You’re on a night out having fun with the girls. You’re looking good and you feel like you could have any guy you want. Ooh, that’s a cute ass, you’re thinking about the hottie standing at the bar. Then he turns around and BAM, there’s something about his outfit that has you thinking, ugh, what a douche! I’ve gathered my personal favourites of things that guys should not wear on a night out.
All of us know someone who has a 100% success rate of ruining nights out. Through a cruel twist of fate, you’ve found yourself out on the town with them. Well, here’s just a little of what to expect.
1. The Brony
This guy has spent the last 37 hours arguing on 4chan about which Digimon is the most bonable, y’know, “if you had to”.
I finally understand why girls crack it when they see another girl wearing the same dress or top or whatever at parties and clubs. I used to think them having such a tantrum to this was stupid. However, I was recently at a restaurant and saw someone there wearing a shirt just like one I own.
As much as it pains me, I have to admit the fact that there is actually a legit reason to dislike Melbourne. There’s just one reason, but it is a big, fat, stupid one and we all have to deal with it…The boy/girl ratio at clubs.The fact that most of our nightclubs are unscrupulous and pretentious about turning away good lads without ladies has not eluded us.