Bouncers are that one person standing between you and your night out. Six-foot or taller and complete muscle, bouncers have the responsibility of selecting nightclubs patrons. Therefore, it is your duty to prove to these apes as to why you should be guaranteed entry.
The Big Bang Theory has to be just about the most popular sitcom on TV at the moment, if not the most popular TV show in general, with 20 million viewers who tuned in to see the current season’s opening episode. Who’d thought that the simple premise of a hot blonde having to deal with four nerds’ social awkwardness could churn out season after season and get people laughing hysterically?
Apart from that whole straight edge schlock, metalheads generally make great party animals. They enjoy pretty much any alcoholic beverage imaginable as long as it’s strong, plentiful and preferably straight. They love loud music, have a great knowledge of music venues and have crafted their very own version of a dance floor – think of your typical nightclub but add more body odour, hair, sweat and fists.
With so many different dance moves trending, it’s hard to know what moves you should keep in your pocket for that special night of flowing alcohol, allowable groping and anticipated beat drops. Twerking, Jerking, Shuffling, Yiking, to Dougie or to Gabber? Sometimes the classics are your best bet. They’re simple, take little effort and are do-able in heels. Not everyone can shake it like a rednose.
Other than 17 year old sticker artists and people who slurp ‘Go-gurt’ out of used enema bags, is there anyone as perennially cool as a DJ? These guys have somehow managed to monetise a job that used to be done for free by drunken uncles at weddings, turning an artform that started as a unique mode of expression for African-Americans in the urban jungle into a tool for meeting barely legals at schoolies and embarking on wild ‘finerbangathons’ that us non-DJs can only dream about.
Another year, another lot of kids graduating high school, which means it’s bucks galore for Gold Coast nightclubs thanks to Schoolies. In fact, all of the Gold Coast’s businesses will be making a packet, and considering how much money Gold Coast businesses like its theme parks and resorts make thanks to the ridiculous amount of tourists that go there all year round, that’s saying something.
Everyone loves a bit of fun on their night out, and I personally find this totally acceptable. Keep the drinks flowing and the lights off and get drunk and dance. Do whatever drugs you want, blah blah, we’re young, you know the drill. Yeah, going out is great. But come on boys, how fucked are you when you’re talking to a girl? You’ve gotta be smart if you’re too drunk and pick one that is also too drunk so she won’t care what you’re saying.
The boys at Red Island Brewing have done it again, bringing us their brand new brew, the India Pale Ale. Dubbing itself as “your new drinking wingman”, this smooth brew goes down a treat. There’s little of that pesky froth that us beer drinkers can’t stand that gets in the way of the actual beer (score!).
The Ibiza infused Cafe Del Mar is set to open its doors on Monday 18th November and introduce Sydney to its unique flavour of partying. Situated on the Rooftop Terrace of Cockle Bay Wharf, Cafe Del Mar oozes elegance, fun and tropical inspired partying that will definitely be a hit with Sydneysiders.
Statistics show that majority of women are attracted to men who dress with a sense of formality, when compared to men who choose the easy way out and dress in casual attire. Girls definitely notice slovenly dressing, and it’s a major turnoff.