We all know that Australia reaches ridiculous heat in the summer time. Nights are muggy and hot and nightclubs are worse with sweat dripping from every part of the human body. It’s almost impossible to keep cool when clubbing in summer, but we sure as hell are going to try.
Tis the season to be jolly, and by jolly I mean drunk and stupid. Over the year, you’ve flirted with that hottie at work, and they may have even flirted back. Unless you two have progressed already at some point between January and November, December is when you can finally make something happen.
So you’ve been invited to a party or out clubbing with a group of your mate’s mates. You don’t know anyone but you’ve heard all about them. Won’t it be totally awkward if I’m the only one who doesn’t know anyone besides my friend? Ugh, I don’t want to be a stage 5 clinger to them all night and make it look like I’m a loser. Okay, I won’t go. Oh, but then I’ll be missing a totally awesome night! What do I do?!
So you’re at a great house party at your mate’s house and you’ve finally bagged that hottie that you’ve been locking eyes with all night. Things are getting pretty heated and you wanna go all the way. But where can you do it without been seen and/or photographed? These are the top 5 places to have sex at a party.
How friggin’ frustrating is it when two of your buddies are each hosting a party on the same night! Argh! You like both friends, but you know it’ll probably be difficult to go to both, or at least somewhat awkward in that you go to one party then leave it to go to another. (Though I guess you could always call yourself this huge party animal for going to two parties in one night, woot woot!).
All you need to play King of Beers is a circle of friends, booze, a playing card deck minus the Jokers (and instruction cards, come on people) and some kind of jug-like liquids receptacle.
Ah, celebrities. No matter what they’re famous for, you can’t help but see their faces plastered everywhere from newspapers, the internet and trashy magazines like New Idea. It doesn’t even matter how famous a celebrity (if they can be called that) is, whether they’re on the Hollywood A-List, rock stars or a cast member of an Aussie soapie, they’ll appear somewhere.
Uni is great for a plethora (that’s a uni word) of reasons. You can skip class and nobody really gives a shit, you can skip the whole year and nobody really gives a shit actually, there are usually on campus bars, and if your lecturer is a babe you can hit on them because you’re all of age.
Whenever we host a private party either at a house, a hall or a nightclub function room, we all want the people we invited to come and rock out with us. Unfortunately, there are dickheads out there also looking for a good time who think it’s an awesome idea to rock up to your party uninvited, drinking booze that cost you money that was never intended for them to continue
No matter what someone’s musical taste is like, everyone has a couple of daggy, cheesy songs that they can’t help but like. Though generally you would probably never admit to liking such a song, once you hear it at a party or club and it goes off, you can’t help but go with the flow, no matter how much you try to resist. It can’t be a coincidence