Drunk texting… There are a number of things you should not operate under the influence. A car, a boat, a plane, heavy machinery, and a phone. It’s that time of night where tequila starts yelling “HE DON’T KNO HOW MUCH U LUV HIM GURL U GOTTA TELL HIM!” It’s also the time where vodka chimes in squealing “ooooh that bitch, how dare she steal yo’ boyfrand last Tuesday, who the hell does she think she is hmm?”
Many of us feel the party starts when we get to the club. As you’re slowly amerced into the sound of bass and clinking off glasses being set down on the bar, it’s as if someone screams action and your big scene is rolling. Here’s the top 6 ways to nail that entrance so you ooze sexy right through your Friday night threads.
Let’s pretend your night out is a winding road through an area you don’t know very well. Occasionally, street signs pop up telling you where you are and how fast you should be traveling. You ignore these signs though, because #yolo. Also you have iMaps. You think you know where you are, but it starts to get very dark and you’re getting awfully tired.
The following are tried and tested ways to get yourself kicked out of clubs and bars. In case any prospective employers happen across this article, the following have never happened to me - they happened to my, er, friend.