You’re on a night out having fun with the girls. You’re looking good and you feel like you could have any guy you want. Ooh, that’s a cute ass, you’re thinking about the hottie standing at the bar. Then he turns around and BAM, there’s something about his outfit that has you thinking, ugh, what a douche! I’ve gathered my personal favourites of things that guys should not wear on a night out.
All of us know someone who has a 100% success rate of ruining nights out. Through a cruel twist of fate, you’ve found yourself out on the town with them. Well, here’s just a little of what to expect.
1. The Brony
This guy has spent the last 37 hours arguing on 4chan about which Digimon is the most bonable, y’know, “if you had to”.
When I’m at a bar or a nightclub and a guy offers to buy me a drink, nine times out of ten he will buy me some sort of shooter: the “Slippery Nipple”, or the “Wet Pussy”…or if I’m really lucky, the “Screaming Orgasm”. Never mind the embarrassment of having to stand next to a sleazy guy (I had my beer goggles on, okay?)