How friggin’ annoying is it when you’re out in town trying to have an awesome night, drinking away, then you feel a vibration and noise from your pocket, and it’s your mobile telling you that its battery is “critically low”? Not only can’t you show your friends that funny video on YouTube you’ve been dying to show them or take selfies, but you might not be able to call a taxi to get home?
I’m not usually one to offer myself up as the ‘deso’ driver. But after realising I was rostered on at work for 9am Sunday morning, and subsequently mentally drafting up a pros and cons list of whether it was even worth going out or not, like any respectable Uni student I got bored of using my brain and reluctantly decided to get my responsibility on.
Everyone has certain words that just rub them up the wrong way. Though they are just words, something about them just makes you roll your eyes or perhaps even offends you. Lots of ladies get offended by the C-Bomb for instance, but many terms you hear that are nowhere near that extreme can get you going.
Who likes to have a few fancy drinks when they’re out? Maybe its for a celebration or it could be you’re an alcoholic with loads of money to spare? Shout me a drink then!
The majority of the nice, fancy looking drinks are bought either at a bar or nightclub. Making them at home requires effort (which your drunk ass doesn’t have!)
The typical objective of clubbing is to somehow get so wasted that you forget your name but can still function enough to keep you from getting kicked out. That’s usually not what happens because you start helping yourself to the bar, but whatever, point is we all think we can have our cake and eat it and aside from a drunken romance that is all you want from a Saturday night.
There was a point in every party goers lives when we were underage, watched a scene from a movie set in a club or a bar, and jotted down a few mental notes for the future. Consequently, these scenes may have been slightly exaggerated,
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Save the debate for where to go Friday for some other day as we’ve got you covered as the place to kick it after work/uni Friday, October 26, 2020 is without a doubt Melbourne’s Sentido Funf. Free entry all night, awesome lineup and great tunes… this is the place to be!!!!
Ahh Halloween… that time of the year when it is okay to dress like a crazy person, get drunk and act like you are a mischiefous 14 year old all over again. And what better place to do this then at the Retro Hotel, where people seem to act that way all year round for some reason… I confess, I love this place.
You might not have heard of Argentinian DJ/Poduction duo Heatbeat, but trust us… you will soon. Coming to Australia for their debut tour, Heatbeat are set to take over Room 680 in Hawthorn in an extravaganza of their latest work, mashups, bootlegs and so much more.