When we think of nightclubs, we think insanely fast doosh doosh music, pumping full blast to the point our ears bleed. The type of music where peeps breakdance and twerk and do all sorts of crazy moves that have to be seen to be believed. So it’s quite bizarre when you hear fast, remixed versions of slow, sad songs made to become hardcore party songs.
Strippers have to just about be be the greatest actresses in the world, worthy of winning the Best Actress Oscar. They have to look great, have charisma, be toned, and most of all, make it believable that she’s actually interested in you so she can get your money. This would naturally make many men think they have no chance in hell of picking a stripper up and taking her home for an actual private “dance”.
Perhaps more cemented into your psyche by movies than reality, you will at least have heard of the sad, lonely old drunk who still hangs out at bars though they are only a few years away from retiring, maybe even a nursing home. I know this is such a huge stereotype, but after meeting certain types of people, it makes you realise there’s a reason stereotypes exist.
Though many consider pick up lines to be lame and old fashioned, they’re still used and get mixed reactions, usually ones of laughter at the guy’s expense. But pick up lines are more likeable, or at least slightly less sleazy, when there’s a theme to it. Christmas time is a happy time of year, one that puts everyone in high spirits. With Christmas cheer in the air, such enthusiasm will increase a guy’s confidence to chat up girls.
Tis the season to be jolly, and by jolly I mean drunk and stupid. Over the year, you’ve flirted with that hottie at work, and they may have even flirted back. Unless you two have progressed already at some point between January and November, December is when you can finally make something happen.
Any Brisbanites thinking of going out clubbing this weekend and then getting a taxi home? Before heading out, you’ll want to read the following as it relates to you having to get a cabbie to agree to take you home after a night out drinking. Research conducted by cab booking app company GoCatch has recently revealed the tricks Brisbane cabbies do in determining who they will give a lift home late at night and who they will avoid.
Often when you go out with a group of buddies, there’s usually one person who won’t be drinking that night, or at least not too much. While it’s of course their choice to drink or not to drink, do they have to act so arrogant about it? Seriously, whenever I’m drinking and someone isn’t drinking, it makes my drinking less fun and makes me look like the bad guy.
As if celebrities don’t have enough money already, they have to find ways to keep making even more cash. They seem to have taken note from the movies and music videos they’ve been in from the blatant product placement in them (Man Of Steel‘s climatic showdown, anyone?), and figured they can use themselves to promote their own products. And what product will make them look cooler than any other? Booze, of course!
Starting a brand new business must be so nerve wracking, easily one of the most stressful things a person can do. Putting all this cash you’ve gotten from various investors and sources (not to mention out of your own pocket!), everyone wants to make sure the business is going to be successful. But if your new business happens to be a nightclub, there is so much more than money to consider.
Stephen Merchant, British comedic actor and co-creator of The Office, has recently created and starred on another hit TV show called Hello Ladies, where his character Stuart lives in Los Angeles hoping to meet the woman of his dreams, provided she’s a gorgeous supermodel who by proxy makes him the cool dude he only wishes he could be. I didn’t get into this show straight away, but after a few episodes, I got sucked in.