A make-out spot seems to be anywhere these days. Gone are the bed and lounge being the ideal places to plant a pash. Bring on the kitchen benchtop, the beach and even the bathroom. But is sneaking a dirty romp in a nightclub bathroom taking it one step too far? Below are a few reasons why shagging in the bathroom should be kept for at-home only activities.
1. Nightclub bathrooms are ALWAYS dirty. Remember that time you puked all over yourself and the bathroom floor when you missed the toilet last Friday night? Well I guarantee many have done that after you and probably right before you just got sexual in the toilets.
2. Nightclub staff are paid to wear skimpy clothes and sell alcohol to drunks. Their area of expertise isn’t cleaning the bathrooms that people have made messes in so I guarantee the bathrooms aren’t as clean as your home ones. Forgot getting an STI from the random you’re making out with (it is likely though), be more worried about the germs left from the people who fooled around in the spot right before you.
3. It is NOT a classy look when people waiting in the queue to pee can see four legs in one cubical. More than likely, someone will be filming and you’ll be left looking like a tomato when you do the walk-of-shame out of the bathroom.
4. How on earth are bathroom romps comfortable? The cubicle is tiny and one person has enough trouble in there let alone two or three…
5. From now on, that guy or girl or people waiting in the line, will remember you as ‘the person who made out in the toilet’. All respect will be lost and you’ll begin to get a reputation.
So for future reference, keep the nightclub make-out sesh PG rated and leave the dirty stuff for home. Not only will you save yourself the embarrassment, you’ll save yourself from a ton of diseases.
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