Over the shoulder boulder holder, tit sling, boober scooper, whatever you’ve named it (or maybe you’re normal like me and just call it your bra), it’s your best friend on a night out. I understand with some dresses it’s impractical because you can see it because your dress is backless or you have tiny boobs that there is no point putting two layers over them or maybe you’re just super confident. But generally, your bra is your best friend when you go clubbing.
1. Flopsy Wopsy
Many girls love to dance on a night out, but when you see a girl with a lot of chest not wearing a bra because of some fancy dress, you just cringe. There is tit everywhere. Drinks go flying, people get black eyes. To the left, to the right, back and forth as she dances, but never in time with the music. Awful. And hello, if she hasn’t had enough cocktails, she will be feeling some sort of weight pain.
2. Nip Slip
It’s happened to the best of us. The occasional nip slip, had to fix up the girls, getting a bit rowdy, few too many drinks and BAM, your tit is out of your top. It’s not your fault. They’re trying to escape for air in the crowded club. Or you know, some better excuse you have.
3. Saggy Waggy
On a more serious note, saggy boobs. Really. This doesn’t even need explanation.
4. Titty Bag
As if you can’t store stuff in here on a night out. Yes, it is disgusting having phone and money being pulled out of your bra with the possibility of boob sweat. But if you place it just right, it is the perfect holder for your belongings, and then you wont have to take a bag that you have to worry about holding on your night out and finding in the morning. Take off your bra, voila, your phone, keys and zero money.
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