Single gals and boys, run for cover, it’s Valentines day next week!
This is a little negative, yes, however, electing to retreat from restaurants and movie theatres and beaches at sunset in the interest of avoiding the onslaught of PDAs, and worse, concerned looks from couples holding hands because you are on your own and not sharing some romantic embrace with another person, is probably the bigger person thing to do. Let them have public eateries and stupid cliche date places for one day. Save yourself the inevitable introspective attempting to justify/understand why you sans valentine on this day and what will become of your love life this coming year.
The universe has thrown us a peace offering and this year Valentines day falls on a Thursday - a day of the week which is socially acceptable to get wasted on. No point moping over being lonely when you can get social (i.e drunk) with a whole other bunch of people trying to forget the issue in the first place.
In the absence of an actual explanation as to why you aren’t in a devoted relationship this unfortunate week, I offer you this playlist of songs that will make you pumped for singledom. We are not having any of that Kelly Clarkson you-couldn’t-get-me-back-if-you-tried-because-I’m-too-famous-and-fierce shit. Those are transitional songs and we are not trying to get over our previous relationships or being angry about the institution, we are celebrating emancipation and liberty and being able to booty pop without hurting anyones feelings whenever we like. Luxxxury.
P.S Don’t forget how awesome being single is every other day of the year and how superior you feel when you listen to Tay Swift and think how unburdened you are by any of those hangups.
1. PUSSYCAT DOLLS - DON’T CHA
They do wish their girlfriends were hot like you, but to admit it would be impolite. You understand.
2. JAY-Z - 99 PROBLEMS
You wouldn’t want to be pitied by Jay-Z, would you?
3. LIL WAYNE - SINGLE
He predendin he single and you is. BOOM.
4. DESTINY’S CHILD - JUMPIN’ JUMPIN’
Read: How To Valentines Day.
5. UGK FT OUTKAST - INTERNATIONAL PLAYERS ANTHEM
Read: How To Life.
6. CHRIS BROWN FT BUSTA RHYMES & LIL WAYNE - LOOK AT ME NOW
‘I’m over you, I’m over everybody, I’m over everything. The only thing I’m on is myself’. This is a good message to send to people in relationships.
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