So I was going to write a post about how to stay warm when you go out in winter and cute outfit ideas that are also practical but, no matter, you can just go clubbing in your jim jams.
Le-git. It appears the clubbing powers of Melbourne too feel the cold because Prince is throwing winters last onesie party. So onsie it’s ‘onesie in a lifetime’. If your mum still buys your pyjamas or you prefer to sleep au natural, you may not know what a onesie is. It’s pretty much the same one-piece get up that babies wear when they sleep, except for grown men and women. It’s very hard to go to the toilet in, but apparently devastatingly ‘on trend.’
I don’t really get what promoters are going for with this one, because onesies don’t do much to advertise your boobs or butt and probably are very emasculating for men.
I’m a little confused, but if someone sends me a picture of a slutted up onesie, I’ll give you a prize.
Anyway, if you would like to join/speculate this phenomenon, get your snug butt down to Homecoming @ Prince of Wales on Saturday 4 August. Three free drinks on arrival to make you feel less ridiculous.
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