We’ve all heard that age-old saying about dogs who look like their owners. Well, fortunately for those of us who hold drinks, not dogs, close to our heart- a similar rule exists. The days of sparking up a bar-bred conversation with someone you know nothing about are over. Tilt your eyes to the tip of their glass instead, whether it be bubbles or lager- drinks convey a whole lot more than mere levels of intoxication.
Cider
Whether it be Rekorderlig or Bulmers, the average cider drinker is often overtly aware of their “spontaneous and spasmodic” image. With just about every cider-drinker sporting thick rimmed glasses, the rest of the world is often left wondering whether consumption of the fruitful lager affects one’s eye sight.
Jim Beam
The black bottled, black coloured liquid is often adorned by those with something to prove. Jim Beam’s thick black emblem is so worshipped by the tough nut community that an incorrectly spelt branding tattoo is but a small price to pay for permanently having Jimmy by your side.
Champagne
After watching mum and dad crack open a bottle of bubbly and calling themselves classy for 17 odd years, champagne is the underage clubber’s drink of choice. At only around $4 a glass, and the ability to add raspberry to that horribly tart taste, it’s hard to believe others haven’t cottoned on to this one.
Corona
Summer time commercials full of off orange film tint and spontaneous twenty-somethings at a “place you’d rather be” have left every trend-follower and her mate (and her mate’s mate’s mate) worshipping the Mexican lager. Anyone would think sheep are Mexican.
Next time you’re out and unsure of the preposition to your right, take a look down their long neck and find out whether the bitch bites.
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