Music to make lurve to
Music. It’s more essential to any club than the club itself. It’s what we dictate the dance to and tells us where to spend our night. Personally I’m a massive fan of dubstep, mainly because it reminds me of straining out a big AGB and who doesn’t like a good poop after a night out of drinking! Unfortunately for me, dubstep is not music to pick up people with vagina’s (for the opposite sex: people with pee pee penises). It’s a harsh sound that demands your attention, there is no time to go lady hunting while you’re trying to stop a stool from rushing out your brown sun. The following is a perfect example of what music you need to avoid to have any chance of getting with a lady.
Luckily, there is a whole bunch of genre’s that will increase your chances scoring and get you all pumped up for the night ahead. Music that the ladies seem to love and keeps everyone in high spirits is anything Top 40. They’ll deny it as much as they want but when the Gagmeister starts pumping on the speakers everyone will be telling you they were born that way. When the following song gets played in a club - get to the dance floor and start creeping. It may be your only shot. Also, if anything by Pitbull or Ja-ayson Der-rulo comes on you should instantly react and sing every single word and give fiercely sexual looks at every girl you see.
Electro is a difficult one, it’s fast and gets people moving - but offers little opportunity to sexy dance up on someone. You really have to focus on not looking like a tardburger so you have no time to court. My advice would be just to soak up the atmosphere get pumped and wait for the inevitable JAYsun De-e-e-rulo feat Lil John feat Pitbull feat Dave Guetta feat Chris Brown to come on.
Old school rap and r n b offers plenty of opportunity to sexy dance and impress the opposite sex with your knowledge of the lyrics and singing skills. Singing to Destiny’s Child will almost certainly get you laid. If you add in booty shaking - you’re headed straight to orgy town. Nelly is a great example. Sing grillz to a girl and she will be your boo for years to come.
80′s music is the ultimate music to improve your chances of picking up. The songs are full of hidden meaning, the theme is generally always love (or robots) and they are upbeat enough to dance to or slow enough to make frizzy haired love to. If a girl says no to you while this song is playing in the background, she doesn’t deserve you.
