And the Disasters Continue….
I’m going to continue blogging about dating disasters; just because it’s a useful topic – well that and the stories of these dating disasters provides you guys (and myself) with endless hours of amusement.
Because it’s winter and these colder months tend to get people a bit down, I have researched some dating disasters and included some of the funniest (and utterly embarrassing for the persons involved) into this blog. Added to these stories are some of my opinions, and remarks - just for the hell of it. Enjoy!
I conducted my research from disastersofdating.com (wow, there have been so many disastrous dating occurrences, an entire website was created and dedicated to the subject!) The first story is from a girl - AlinkaMalnika - who says she went on a date with a guy who constantly asked her if she was “ok” throughout the entire date. Five minutes after dropping her at home, he smses her to tell her how much of a good time he had. later on he facebooks her , and the pestering continues until she tells him there was no mutual chemistry going on for her. And that’s where the story takes an even more bizarre turn. He tells her he’s got testicular cancer, and with only 6 months to live , is trying to find his soulmate. Wow talking about dropping a bomb! If what he said was true, it’s incredibly sad, if not the guy was a psycho and it should be a lesson to all men not to come on too strong too soon.
We all know religious differences are a sticky subject. But I bet this poor girl on datingdisasters.com didn’t expect this when she went on a first date! So this girl (who happens to be a Jewish lass from Israel) decides to meet up with this Palestinian guy who she’s been chatting with for about a week. They meet up for coffee and when he finds out she’s Jewish, preceeds to yell at her about how her people have killed heaps of his people etc. He continues to do this as she is walking away….all the way across the coffee shop…..Worst yet, he rang her a week later to ask for another date! Moral of the story is, if you’re a close-minded freak who can’t stand people of other religions, stay at home, and don’t leave the house, ever; otherwise learn that people are different and have different views, and respect that.
Another story from Alinkamalinka (damn this girl’s got bad luck with dating!) Apparently not scarred enough from her first dating encounter, she decides to meet up with this guy she met on an online dating site. She was 22 at the time and he said he was 31 - bit of an age gap, but love knows no bounds, right? The actual date went well and he was the perfect gentleman. Until the next day however when he rang and told her he was actually 33 and lied about his age to “attract 18 year-olds” to his online profile. He then preceed to tell her that he just wanted to, and I love this, “hit it and quit it” with her (ahhh how romantic). Shockingly he was surprised when she declined, and he continued to call and text her for the next 6 months, probably until he had found another young victim to harass. The thing is, age may just be a number, but online dating (as I’ve covered in a previous blog) is a risk – then again so is dating in general – good luck!
