Shoes
Shoes are a given for a night out (except for maybe The Shed). I’ve made it a point of mine to only wear shoes that I like and feel comfortable in before I head out and if somewhere doesn’t let me in then I don’t want to be a patron there. It works and generally keeps me out of places that use the carrots up their arse to make carrot-tini’s. Shoes can tell you a lot about a person and guys especially make a premeditated decision after they’ve put on their socks as to what will protect their feet that night.
Leather Pointy Sucka’s
These bad boys are a thorn in my side. I’m all for wearing them with a suit or form get up but sadly they are used solely for the purpose of getting into clubs that don’t allow shoes with laces, this means that our city streets are flooded with 18 year olds in t-shirts and jeans with the bottoms torn to shit. Unless they’re coupled with a suit, these shoes are worn purely as tools of clubbing and nothing else.
Vans, boat shoes etc.
These comfortable bastards come in various colours and styles and are the favourite of hipsters, skaters and normies alike. I usually don a pair of these when I go out (not in green) and find that the places that allow them are the places I want to be. A guy who wears these could be a little alternative for your liking but give him a go because he’ll save you money on a taxi and take you home on his skateboard!
Skate shoes
Where’s me fuckin’ moto, cunt?!
