Ecstasy ads: Face Facts
On further thought, I realised the Ecstasy: Face Facts campaign is even worse than I thought! Their ads are telling people the ingredients to make ecstasy! Oh my god! Because of the government’s incompetence, there’s going to a drug epidemic unlike no other!
They might as well do what cooking shows like Ready Steady Cook do and not only list what ingredients are needed to make ecstasy, but also go through every step of how to make them! They’d be like, ‘Okay folks, you can make ecstasy pills by putting in a dash of speed, 2ml of drain cleaner, 3ml of hair bleach, 2g of battery acid, and a hint of ketamine. Then you just have to put it in a pot for an hour, give it a nice stir to make sure everything gets mixed in. We don’t want those silly little buggers at nightclubs thinking we just gave them Mentos now, do we? Here’s some I prepared earlier. Let’s see how that goes. [Puts pill in mouth]. Mmm, off the hook, motherfucker!’ [Starts dancing like an epileptic person being electrocuted].
Drug peddling scum.
Had the Face Facts campaign been around in 2007 instead, it could have taken advantage of how in the popular mockumentary Summer Heights High there is a musical about the dangers of drug use. That musical’s leading number ‘Naughty Girl’ would have not only reached millions of young people, but also both far more informative and effective at dealing with the issue of young people using ecstasy than that Face Facts campaign is.
Tony Mokbel must be devastated that the very same government that put him in jail is now teaching youngsters how to make their own eckies, so even when Mokbel gets released, he’ll be broke from lack of profit. To put this into perspective, think of this as the drug equivalent of everyone found out what KFC’s secret 11 herbs and spices were; they’d run out of business!
Poor Mokbel wore that ridiculous wig for nothing.
Matt Wilson
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August 1st, 2011 at 1:13 am