This day has been a long time coming. And there’s no use fighting it or trying to deny it’s power. To break it down, the creation of this page is a good indication that the nightclub apocalypse has happened and judgement day (cont)
is now upon us except instead of a moving and regretful however, somewhat private, exchange between you and God our shame and embarrassment is going to be public and constant via Facebook
Have you checked out the site? No? You should. You might be on it. It’s interstate. And if you aren’t or think you are some serious goody-fucking-two-shoes and would never get yourself into any sort of debacle like those featured on the site, wipe that smile off your face and go and have a look so you know what they troll for, because I am sure you too will one day end up trading your morals for a shot and get yourself in the gutter like the rest of us. Just hope they people around you are a little bit compassionate or at least too tanked to think of getting out their iPhone and snapping you and your shame up.
Maybe this is an over reaction. Like yeah sure A Current Affair has spent many a Saturday night sitting in dumpsters looking for girls poppin’ squats and 15-year-olds trashing stuff in parks to use as transitional shots during their quarterly expose on how all Australian teenagers are degenerates, I know that. But current affair programs never get taken as seriously as Facebook does. Facebook schools everything. And once something is on Facebook, it’s only a matter of time before one of those programs gobbles it up and claims it as their own.
If you went out last weekend and ended up on a couch with some dude, don’t freak out, you should be alright. The olympics are on and that 4 x 100m relay is still taking up a lot of air time. But this is a very serious heads up, next time you are out clubbing, try to keep your clothing on until you get into a cab at least. Use an actual toilet. Don’t suck face in front of the photographer. Stay in school.
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