I always wanna “HA-HA” a la Nelson Muntz from The Simpsons when people that ask questions like this. Like those people who go out and spend $8.50 on Cosmo to read the advice columns and not to get the free shitty mascara or whatever they’re giving away and read the sealed section, which is really the only tenable reason to be spending that much money on tabloid shit.
Single, looking to mingle? But keep hearing from your mates, “You are not going to find your future husband/wife at (insert club/bar of choice)”. This, often,or not, can be off-putting to the single ladies and gents looking for something serious.
A chiselled face is nothing when a beer gut protrudes its every smile, just as a double D bra size is irrelevant when faced with the wink of an ogre. And so, the age old debate continues to live on today- just which is more important in the attractiveness of your mate, their face or their figure? Barsandnightclubs asks the hard hitting questions to find the truth behind that gaping tooth.
There’s nothing like being handed an ice cold glass of ‘freebie’ on a Saturday night. But does accepting a sweet treat from that guy at the bar really count as a form of cheating? Sure, you had to smile and wink to claim your alcoholic award, but sometimes an empty wallet (no matter how ‘taken’ you may be) makes it hard to turn down the offer.
Women…they’re exhausting on a good day. It’s true - even as a member of womanity, I’ll pay that. Girls are head cases sometimes and even more so when they are drunk. It only takes one time as designated driver to realise you could never, ever be your friends’ boyfriend.
Everything you picked up in primary school outside the classroom was a lie. Most of it anyway. Except for the part where boys only want to play kiss chasey with you, that part is still true.
1. Picking up girls is as easy as getting your friend to go and tell them, “uh, my friend over there wants to dance with you.”
Couples ‘born in the 90s’ have been urged to refrain from having sex whilst on a gondola ride in Henan Province in China. The ride, which provides small private booths to groups of people wanting a better view of the Province has been notorious as a sex spot for couples. New signs striking a red line through two very intimate bodies tell patrons
After fooling around for a couple of years on the venue circuit, you’ve finally managed to find a girl who you wouldn’t mind spending more than a one night stand with. The task at hand may seem easy, but understanding the many ambiguous words of the female can be overwhelming for the one-night-stand type male.
A big FYI before you read this, I don’t think girls would do anything for a drink. Not at all, I don’t think you could ever really buy a girl with a drink. If you want the cookie your going to have to try a little harder. Shoes maybe, drink no. That’s why I am supplying you with this list to denote the things that girls would actually do for one. Secondly
The night couldn’t get any better. You’ve met a guy at a nightclub whose abs you could grate cheese off, you’re thinking about cheese while you’re drunk (don’t pretend you haven’t been there), and you’re heading home to spend the night with Mr Abs, and probably fulfill that drunk desire for cheese and sex.