People can really be shallow tools at times. Though I don’t think I’m the worst looking guy in the world, I’m a million light years away from being anything resembling Channing Tatum in the looks department, so I’m definitely not one of those “hunky” guys girls like. I won’t lie, I never really got too far with girls in clubs, with both having a gut and only being average looking (at best).
So you want to be the ultimate wingman, eh? Well, listen closely. It’s not the easiest gig in the world - smooth, confident people don’t generally need a wingman. You’re probably working under some pretty tough circumstances. But I guarantee* the following tips will help you wingman even the most awkward of friends.
Guys, was there ever a time back in high school when a hot chick asked to use your rubber and you wanted to say to her, ‘I wouldn’t mind using a rubber on you’? Or is it just me? I assume that, unless you were the Brad Pitt of your school, that she would have slapped you silly for saying something as awesome as this.
Guys and girls, let’s face it, sometimes you’re looking to pick up just for the night. You want to have a good time then get on with your life. But how can you do this without hurting anyone? Easy, pretend to be a backpacker. Everyone knows what they’re getting into when they hook up with a backpacker.
I believe there are two parts to clubbing. Firstly, it’s to dress up, go out, dance with your girlfriends/guyfriends, get drunk and have a good time. Secondly, it’s to dress up, go out, dance with your girlfriends/guyfriends, get drunk and hook up. So really, you either plan on going to the club with every intention to hook up, or none at all.
I often pondered this point. Are we, as women, attracted to success, or are men who are successful in life tend to be especially good at picking up women?
It’s the classic chicken or the egg situation. What comes first?
Hey there reader, your daddy must have been a thief to steal all those stars from the sky to put in your eyes.
Don’t blow an opener like I did above. Amazingly, I have heard this line before and the guy who said it was not kidding.
I always wanna “HA-HA” a la Nelson Muntz from The Simpsons when people that ask questions like this. Like those people who go out and spend $8.50 on Cosmo to read the advice columns and not to get the free shitty mascara or whatever they’re giving away and read the sealed section, which is really the only tenable reason to be spending that much money on tabloid shit.
We all groan at the mere thought of having to use trains. And why is that? The other people that use public transport, like weirdos, junkies, teen gangster wannabes and general dickheads. However, for probably 10 or so of the above, you get a hot chick too, one definitely worth checking out on your otherwise long, boring train ride.
When we go out on the prowl in clubs, guys tend to put on a bit of an act when trying to impress girls. Some get drunk to let loose and look “fun and cool” to look more appealing, while others who may still be sober just simply pretend to be suave to get some (they say confidence is the key to picking up after all).