Um, so, I’ll be honest with you guys, had a pretty rough weekend. Got dumped. It was shit, but amidst all the tears and ice cream, I had an epiphany. I am now on the rebound. Fate has offered me a ‘proceed straight to GO, collect $200, and slut it up without any lasting consequences’ card. Guess I gotta play the hand I was dealt
(I am well aware we are already a month into spring right now, but as I live in Melbourne where the forecast is cruel and volatile, you can understand my timing. That whole month was the adjustment period)
Certain occupations out there tend to be either male orientated or female orientated. It’s no coincidence that most tradies are blokey blokes, whereas most childcare workers are clucky girls. It’s not that the opposite sex can’t do the work; it’s just that particular gender’s natural aptitude for either building houses or changing shitty nappies. So when talking about wingmen
Ah, the weekend…the two days everyone looks forward to during the other five days of the week. Many can’t wait to hit the dance floor or consume more booze than their liver recommends to forget about the week’s crap. However, before your working week can end, there’s one final imperative decision you have to make: will you head to the club on Friday or Saturday
We all claim that we originally went clubbing to party with friends and drink up, and while those reasons are true to some extent, we cannot deny our lustful nature to tap every tight piece of arse that gets us either erect or ovulating.
Some guys have the midas touch when it comes to girls and seem to be able to pull no matter what they do or say. Others are so hopeless they couldn’t get a girl if they paid them (ok, that’s a metaphor, of course they could get one if they paid!) but you get the point. If you’re one of those guys who just can’t seem to catch a break, we’re going to help
In life, there are many places to meet our soul mates, our night in shining armour, or our dream girl; And modern technology has added a whole other dimension to the game. Gyms, Facebook, the supermarket, BBQ’s, work, online dating sites, and of through friends. However, there is one pick-up location, if you like, that gets a bad rap;
Everything you picked up in primary school outside the classroom was a lie. Most of it anyway. Except for the part where boys only want to play kiss chasey with you, that part is still true.
1. Picking up girls is as easy as getting your friend to go and tell them, “uh, my friend over there wants to dance with you.”
If you’re a girl who’s ever been clubbing in your life, I’ll bet my last dollar that you would’ve had to use an excuse to escape a conversation with a guy that clearly wanted to hook up with you but you were just not interested. Some of these excuses would’ve been funny, some down right blatant and others complete fallacies
Let’s be honest, if you’re a single girl heading out for a night of drinking and dancing, chances are you’re looking to hook up. Because of this (and perhaps the copious amounts of alcohol that are drunk!) we sometimes tend to lower our standards. However there are certain things which the beer goggles just can’t hide. So boys, take notes - here’s