We’ve all seen some strippers in our time; whether it’s a muscle infused fireman rescuing you from a friend’s hen’s party, a naughty policewoman in fishnets teaching you a lesson, or even just a movie like Magic Mike or Showgirls. We’ve all seen it, and whether you’re a man or a woman, it’s always a fun time.
In my opinion, Australia Day is almost better than Christmas Day. Practically the entire country celebrates this beautiful land in unison…plus it’s another excuse to get ridiculously drunk, and have a ridiculously crazy Aussie Day party. But before you start sending Facey invites, here’s a few tips to help get you through the day and night—because Christ knows if it’s an Australia Day party, it’s going to get pretty wild.
As a girl, I’ve had experience with guys trying to pick me up—but please don’t think I’m being conceited when I say that, because firstly, I never said they were charmers (or good looking). And secondly, I think all girls have some experience with certain men (a.k.a. perverts) in the club. So, to avoid you fellas attempting to seduce a lost cause, let me save you by presenting: The Five Biggest Turn Offs For Girls At Clubs.
I know this isn’t the most optimistic article, but after what I have been through in the last couple of weeks, I felt it was necessary to share these tips with you all… Just in case any of you were to make the same mistakes I did.
Okay, if I’m being totally honest, dick pics were pretty exciting and interesting at one point. However, as time goes on they become boring and uncreative. I suppose there is a dick pic age group, like either insecure guys send them or younger girls receive them and get excited because they’ve seen their first dick. Congratulations.
Come on ladies, I know you all have that special friend who rocks your world and no, I’m not talking about your crazy-weirdo friend who leaves you in hysterics because they think they’re funny. Now, whether your ‘special friend’ vibrates at eight different speeds or spins in multiple directions, it’s going to do you justice. Guaranteed more than the average male ever will.
There are a few automatic charm points that are awarded for some of the simplest things when it comes to attracting the female. These things are already used by some of the male gender, allowing for a one up on their fellow man. Here’s a few tips to even the playing field a little.